Wearing Pink or Purple or Pumpkin ...
It the early 1980's a secretary
pointed her finger at me and said PIP.
I was my new Jack Nicklaus pink blazer
and she said " Your are
pretty in pink?
Now, whenever I see someone
I want to talk to wearing a P color,
I say do you mind if I PIP you?
If your getting a good reception from the confused person
I explain they are pretty in Pink.
If they are amused I explain I can only Pip her once,
unless she changes to purple, plum
Someone else can pip you
but you have to change to another p color!
Red Heads Have More Fun
Whenever I meet a female
with red hair I act concerned
because my dad always warned me about read heads.
According to dad, blonds say they have more fun buts
red heads really have fun.
Streak Hair Disease Gets Mixed Reviews!
When talking with someone
with a streak in their hair I would act
concerned and ask how they got red or blond or gray hair disease.
I'm kind of old and these were young people were usually working at a cash
registrar and the reaction is OK at best.
I wonder if you could use a
red hair streak as a lead for method # 2?
Does a red streak apply indicate
Let me know! email@example.com
I'm half Italian, half Polish, and all good looking.
meeting baby boomers but
I'm not sure it is good when meeting young
in this politically correct world.
Let me know. firstname.lastname@example.org